yup yup.
Duckie! *tackles*
Get the fuck off me!
I have this crazy urge to put on leiderhosen.
Get away from my crack!
I'm stuck under a moron! How could I steal your crack?
Whoop whoop! Raise the roof my homie gees!
My thoughts exactly.
Cuddly blankets...
AH! NEED AIR! *suffocates*
Deadly.
Like a fish.
Indeed.
Very witty Wilde!
I can't stand it! *jumps through window*
Who's gonna pay for that?
Capes rock! *swooshes*
SUPERHERO! *glomps*
Ach! *dies*
Punch?
Please.
Fold out the couch cause I'm staying for breakfast!
Got any wine?
We went through this last time...
To be or not to be?
How the hell should I know?
GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!
I'm using it.
Pudding works better for that...
What about scotch tape?
It depends upon the weather.
It's raining in Paris.
And in Spain!
Die Professor Higgins! *machine guns fire*
You hit Spiderman.
More punch?
*hits him*
How the trilogy doth end.
With a fourth film.
And a TV series.
Through the Stargate!
When'd that get there?
The pile of poodles or the giant robot?
*giant robot smashes bar*
More punch?
Yep.
Anyone have David Bowie's number?
I've got Shatner's toupee...
That's an old one.
There's a staaarrrmaaannn!
Where?! *randomly shoots*
*dies*
More punch?
No thanks I just had a walrus.
MARCH OF THE PENGUINS!
*pulls out her liver*
Again?
ABORT the MISSION!
But I already bought the doilies...
More punch?
But I'm Welsh!
WHALES WILL SAVE THE EARTH!
Fly away!
Does the ceiling look lower to you? *gets crushed by a piece of ceiling*
He's here! The Swan Prince of Darkness!
*tackles*
O-kay...
Where'd the replica of Battlestar Galactica come from?
I neeeed.... wweeeeeddddd....
More punch?
I'm allergic to poodles!
Are you wearing a red shirt?
*looks down* shit. *dies*
Mmmm... angora...
More goat's milk?
Cheese!
And a Pekinese!
Get this dumkopf off me!
*shrieks* An Italian!
Have any ice?
Harhar.
Yup yup yup.
Gandalf! *tackles*
Where's my PS2?
Yipyipyipyipyipyipyip!
More punch?
A wee bit.
*gasp* You're from Europe somewhere!
Oh, it's here beneath these old socks...
Can I play Super Mario?
Eurotrash is invading the world!
So is Mcdonalds and Las Vegas.
There's a world outside of Vegas?
Do you understand how holy water can light something on fire?
In Vegas?
HEATHEN!
YAAHHHHHHHH! *runs from angry priests with knives*
More... you don't want to know what this is.
What the hell.
*dies*
*sniff* I need deodorant...
No! don't! *tackles*
Poodles smell nice.
In Vegas.
In a kilt.
Whoa... Supergirl in a kilt....
What's the point?
Have you been into my crack?
More *hic*....
