"So how's jail treating you guys, well gotta go""JC is wanted by the FBI, he should be considered armed and stupid""Would'nt it be great if you were kidnapped by an african tribe...""Kids come runnin' for the great taste of Sampo""You know what my kids would say, you're not my real father""Mike this is called kissing, maybe you can try this someday...""Oh it's kooky""Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha""Boy the landlady's going to be mad...""Frank I'll give you 3 seconds to stop licking my...""He was right about one thing though...I'd look good in a beret""Uh, I just wanted to say how sorry I am about Manos...""...could you provide a map of liquor stores in the area"McCloud Sequence from Pod People 1McCloud Sequence from Pod People 2McCloud Sequence from Pod People 3McCloud Sequence from Pod People 4McCloud Sequence from Pod People 5McCloud Sequence from Pod People 6Shaft Parody with Megaweapon"Men""Kiss off flappy!"Mitchell Song (Shaft Parody)"Surprise! Happy Birthday to you, ohhh""Ah, oh yeah, um huh""Santa's laughter mocks the poor""...it's a bridge over troubled models""I feel a disturbance, as if a million monkeys cried out at once and then were silent"Crow Sings:"Believe it or not this movie's still on, it should have ended 2 hours ago"Tom Servo does cheerleading"Sir can you change this back into a 50"Clip of Song from MST3K:TM"Can I just remind you to bite me?""Woah, bad thing burn, woah""Damn you Servoooooooo""Another frustrated IBM PC user""Mystery Science Theater 3000""How's that fit you fancy pants?"Robot Roll Call"Who's the cat who would risk his life for his fellow man, Shaft can you dig it?""Big stupid to the rescue""How do you like my theme music?""That was weird""My God please say this isn't happenning"
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