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1. The ghost of David Poirot returns and tries to find a way to let Captain James know that his former best friend is trying to kill her. Obligatory pottery-throwing scene would necessitate a temporary shift of ratings to R, however.
2. As the Knight prepares to head off for the Secret War, the crew realizes that some idiot on the Vesuvius made the ultimate screw-up and put the saucer section on backwards. The crew has to resign themselves to watching where they've been, rather than where they're going, until poor Lightoller can figure out how to get us out of the mess.
3. Commander Rhodes finds himself being followed around by a large man dressed entirely in black who has a breathing disorder of some sort. The mysterious stranger claims to be Rhodes' father, and keeps urging him to use something called "The Force." Shortly after this, he discovers that Cyn Stirling is his long-lost twin sister.
4. The Knight gets new orders from Starfleet HQ detailing a change in uniforms, in which all female members of the crew must wear micro-miniskirts, fish-net stockings, and knee-high go-go boots. Shortly thereafter, Commodore Bridger begins ogling the women on board and uttering remarks such as, "Yes, my dear, you might say I AM pulling rank on you."
5. The 1940s musical version. The crew suddenly becomes obnixiously perky, and breaks into song and dance at the strangest moments.
6. Bulldowski decides to initiate the new "kinder, gentler" Starfleet Marines, and launches the practice of giving each one of his men a hug every day.
7. Dr. Shaw begins counseling sessions with the head of a major crime syndicate, who promptly starts to have sexual fantasies about her and reveals to her the deepest secrets of his organization.
8. The Knight crashes on a planet with three suns. After several mysterious deaths, blamed on the new JAG officer Mitchell, it is discovered that the planet harbors nasty flesh-eaters that only come out in the darkness......and night is falling soon.
9. Lt. Kyler becomes determined to find and expose the forces threatening to assassinate the leading candidate for the UFP presidency. In so doing, she is trapped in a mysterious time warp that stretches out each hour of the day so that it lasts an entire week.
10. Commodore Bridger asks, "Lt. Koroth, why did you just say, 'Oh, boy!' ?"
written by Jami Dustman