Welcome to my party page. Essential to any party is beer. This is a fact. Do not contradict this fact. Essential to any kick ass party is Hamms. This is also a fact. Do not contradict this fact. Beware of the Hamms. Unfortunately, Hamms now comes in 30 packs instead of the usual 36 pack. May the beer chest rest in peace. I know many of them have come to rest in my stomach. Anyway, along with this change in quantity has come a change in price. Now only 11.99 at the world famous Avon Liquor Locker (affectionately called the Liquor box by this beer drinker). Anyway, be sure to check out these fine Hamms products the next time you visit your favorite liquor store.
Also important to any get together is....FIRE!...As many of you know, the St. Joe riot of 1999 will go down in history as the prototypical drunkfest. Just point your little mousey on the fire below (look out, don't burn him) and you will be instantly transported to my unofficial St Joe riot page and see my vast plethora of pig defying pictures.