"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." - Steven Wright
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." - Anonymous
"That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger." - Nietzsche
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Einstein
"Intelligence is like a river, the deeper it is the less noise it makes." – Anonymous
I picked up a Magic 8 Ball the other day and it said "Outlook not so good."
I said, "Sure, but Microsoft still ships it." - Anonymous
Today is Yesterday's "Tommorow." - Myself