OKAY, LISTEN UP! GEOCITIES IS FUCKING CLOSING DOWN AND DELETING EVERYTHING! I KNOW, THEY'RE MASTURWANKERS! BUT DON'T WORRY. HOT NEWZ HAS MOVED TO TEH HOT NEWZ BLOG!!!1 I AM CURRENTLY IN TEH PROCESS OF UPLOADING THE ENTIRE HOT NEWZ ARCHIVE TO THAT BLIZZOG AND NEW CONTETN WILL BE APPEARING SOON! SO VISIT THE HOT NEWZ BLOG!!!1 FOR ALL YOUR HOT NEWZ NEEDS!

I WILL ALOS CONTINUE POSTING NEW NEWZ REPORTZ ON ZRC'S (CRZ'S) GREAT MESSAGE BOARD TEH W!!!!!

AS FOR GEOCITIES...YOU CAN STICK IT, BROTHER!!!!

Hey doodz! This is the Hot Newz archive homepage!!! And OMG doodz, some of these hot updatez have never been seen on SlashWrestling before! Or WeinerVille! Or The W (WTF is that anyway!?) OR ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

OH yeah, if you don't know who Hot NEwz is then WTF are you doing here!?!?! Just kidding lol, I'm a wrestling newz reporter and I report ALL the hot wrestling newz from all over the world (mostly america obviously!) and I've been doing it for YEARS as you can see so why not browse the archives or just read the latest (AND THE BEST) update and then send me feedback saying how great I am! Okay, you get on that RIGHT NOW! If you're not too busy masturwanking over Shelley Martinez like I am!

The Hot Newz Log! - the lattest newz on updates and general musings from Hot Newz himself (that's me!)!!!

19/3/01 - OMG! My freind Brian had this one saved and it is really old THANX BRIAN!

11/10/01 - pleese note that I wrote this BEFORE RUSS HAAS DIED!

14/10/01 - a very short lived feature!

27/10/01

4/11/01

15/11/01

22/11/01 - this was the first hot newz to appear on SlashWrestling!!!!

1/12/01

8/12/01

15/12/01

25/12/01 - The first anual Christmaz Hot Newz Spekial!

5/1/02

15/1/02

22/1/02

3/2/02

15/2/02

24/2/02

17/3/02

21/4/02

19/5/02

23/6/02

10/7/02 - the Slash wrestling third anniversary thing!!

25/8/02

22/9/02

20/10/02

3/12/02

22/12/02 - the second annual Hot Chirstmas Newz Special!!!1

25/1/03

9/4/03

27/7/03

21/9/03

26/11/03

15/2/04

14/3/04 - WrestleMania XX: where it all begins to stop sucking special in the hizzle!

16/4/04

17/5/04 - Hot Newz Rant 4 Judgemental Day!

6/9/04

3/10/04

22/12/04 - Christmas specioal!

19/1/05 - 2005 teh year in preview!

28/2/05

6/3/05

13/3/05

2/4/05

31/8/05

18/9/05

21/12/05 - Christmas Special! Kind of!

22/2/06

26/4/06

5/6/06

4/10/06 - Top 100, part one (100-81)!

29/10/06

6/12/06 - Top 100, part two (80-61)!

27/12/06 - Top 100, part three (60-41)!

4/1/07

18/1/07 - Top 100, part four (40-21)!

4/2/07 - Top 100, part five (20-1), A MUST READ!

31/3/07

23/5/07

6/8/07

15/9/07

23/10/07

10/01/08

6/03/08

10/04/08 - WrestleMania review!

24/05/08

29/06/08

14/09/08

25/10/08

28/11/08

14/12/08 - A Hot Newz Christmas Carol!

25/1/09

8/3/09 - The greatest quotes in wrestling history!

13/4/09 - WrestleMania 25 review and MORE!!!

5/6/09