About me



The poems


From the original collection

2 point 4 Heads

Alternative Therapy

Celibate, single and free

Godís Wonderful Railway

Oh Vicars

Quiche Wars

Later Works

School Blazers

The Critic



Pastiche and Parodies


John Betjeman

Miss Joan Hunter Dunn


Noel Coward

Mad Dogs and Englishmen

Marvellous Party


Cyril Fletcher (skit)

The Tale of the Healthy Eater




Bryan Melton is

A Poet Behaving Badly