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HOPING TO BECOME A BUTTERFLY |
Please please sign my NEW improved guestbook if you stop by! |
Friday August 1, 2003 |
I've lost 117 pounds!!! |
10. You have the biggest legs I’ve ever seen!!! (said by my 5 year old cousin) 9. Do you really need that (second helping, piece of pie, extra cheese, etc.) (said by Mom, repeatedly) 8. Sweetie, you know chubby girls shouldn’t (dye their hair, wear bright colors, dance in public, etc….), you don’t want to draw attention to yourself!! (courtesy of my grandmother) 7. I like a girl with a little meat on her bones!! (courtesy of my dirty old man neighbor) 6. You’re having weightloss surgery?? You’re not THAT big! (my brother’s size 2 girlfriend) 5. I’m breaking up with you – but if you lose some weight, I might take you back. (an EX boyfriend, obviously) 4. Would you be a bridesmaid in my wedding? (said by my best friend, who meant well, but I’m still having nightmares over the tight, sleeveless dress I had to wear, and the 4,000 pictures I had to have taken with seven other SKINNY bridesmaids) 3. Stop eating so much. Now, pay the nurse on your way out. (said by my doctor, when I asked for help losing weight) 2. You have such a pretty face!! or You would be so beautiful, if you just lost some weight! (said by more people than I could EVER possibly remember). AND….. the number one worst thing you could ever say to a big girl… 1. If you don’t lose some weight, NO MAN will ever love you. (said by my Mom) Thanks mom. |
Top Ten Things You Should Never Say To A 'Big' Girl (from my home office, unfortunately) |
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