| ~^Obsession^~ |
| You know you're obsessed with Vincent when... |
| . . . you see the combination of black and red, and you immediately think of Vincent. . . .when you start to think about Vincent every month of the year, every week of the month, every day of the week, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, and every second of the minute. . . . when black and red suddenly becomes your favorite colors, and you start to seriously consider whether or not to buy red contacts. . . . when you ignore the protests of your parents, and actually buy the red contacts. . . . when you start quoting Vincent and start speaking poetically, and your friends start to complain that you're acting way too weird, somber and depressed. . . . when you buy yourself a red headband and start wearing it every waking moment of the day.....and even to sleep. . . . when you open a drawer and realize that you've amassed an incredible collection of red headbands..... . . . when you see anyone wearing a red bandana or a headband, and you immediately think of Vincent. . . . when you see anyone just wearing a headband, regardless of the color, and you immediately think of Vincent. . . . when you hog the internet night and day, trying desperately to find more pictures of Vincent. . . . when your computer becomes sluggishly slow because of all the memory space you've taken up with all your Vincent pictures. . . . when you realize that, in spite of the intimidating amount of Vincent pictures you have stored in your computer, you know exactly where to find the one you want to use or look at. . . . when you find yourself trying to find shadowed corners of the room to stand in, rather than sitting down in the open in the middle of the room. . . . when you know what "melancholic", "inpertubable" and "misanthropic" means but you haven't the foggiest what "insouciant" or "euphoric" could mean^^;;; . . . when you see anything metal and you think of Vincent..........s......claw......... . . . when Halloween becomes your favorite holiday, and you go out dressed as a vampire. . . . when you open your closet one day, and you suddenly find out that there's only black and red clothes in there. . . . When you hear that the name of the new kid in your school is Vincent......or Vince........and you immediately picture a black haired, ruggishly handsome guy with reddish, burgundy eyes...... . . .When you hear any name or word that begins with V and you think of Vincent.... . . .When you start telling anyone that will listen to you that Valentine's day should be renamed into "Vincent Valentine's Day" and insist everyone to send you Valentine cards with pictures of Vincent on it saying "Happy Vincent Valentine's day. . . .Your friend opens your closet one day and runs out shrieking, mistaking your beloved hidden shrine to Vincent as a shrine to Satan.... . . .When you constantly use "Vincent" as screennames and passwords. . . .When Vincent is always your choice topic of conversation. |
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