she is a frog,
and she is sad
because she has no log!
she is a fairy,
and she is happy
for a log she carries.
give a log
that matters so much
to this frog?
if the frog has earned
the log for which
the frog has yearned.
for she is French,
then she sees a lonely stranger
sitting on a bench.
"French is bad so go to ----!"
Then he sits back down on his bench,
for he is dumb because he's French.
(The bench changed color - now it's bright -
for Beth had no blue hi-lite.
'cause that was very rude,
How could Beth influence this strange dude?
She will be sad.
because she's done nothing bad.
She only tries to say what's true,
and maybe tease frog Rachel too.
But enough of this sensless talk,
I think our stranger has gone for a walk.
cause he is very thirsty.
A strawberry popsicle is what he buys,
it's very sticky thought he tries
(not to let it melt)
the most beautiful he's ever seen -
he decides to play a funny game
to see if she can guess his name.
But none of them were really true,
All of the sudden he was gone
for she hadn't guessed his name was John.
but he wasn't really missed.
In the dark he began to think,
"I wonder if I really stink?"
for he was good enough to think,
"How could a man so pure in heart
smell like a skunk's deadly dart?"
friends and family he does miss,
he wishes the queen had said his name,
but alas! She lost that fateful game.
floating in the blackened air,
admiring his dark, straight hair
hoping to lessen the burden he bears.
so now he is a man all whole.
John kisses the girl who's oh so sweet
and thinks his heart does skip a beat.