Well, many of us over here in the Ass-Crack of the Earth often ask ourselves that VERY same question.
Mr. Vince Gallo is a lengend all of his own.
A Legend like no other!
Simply put Vince Gallo is a GOD among GODS. Yet no one, not a soul, seems to know exactly WHO Vince Gallo is. Though his true identity remains a forever secret, his words are left for all of us to see. He appears out of nowhere. One day, when the call of nature starts to ring and you have no choice but to answer it, there could be a blank spot on the wall to your right. The door wall could also be partially blank, just waiting for some kind person to write words of love on the shitter walls. As you finish and leave, a small smile graced upon your lips, remembering all the enjoying things that you have read. The encouraging words that graced those once white walls of the portta john. Then you return a few hours later, the blank spaces are now filled with more letter and words, and a legend is born. After each phrase of love, trust, and most of all perverion, there is a name that rings loud and true. That forever plants itself inside the vastness of your brain, digging its roots in like a stuborn weed.
~ Vince Gallo ~
His holy name signed after every thing that he has ever written. He is a man covered in more shadows than a ninja. A man that is never seen entering the portta shitters but always leaves his mark when he exists the door. Many have watched, waited, hoping just for one glimpse of this elusive man without success.
He is a Mystery
He is a Legend.
He is Vince Gallo. |