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[9-29-00] by Cake.
As I walking down the street after dinner, I saw a dead monarch butterfly lying on the sidewalk. Half of its body was gone, but the wings were still intact; some unfortunate bird had probably tried to eat it and had discovered that brightly colored insects do not make tasty treats. For some reason, I really wanted to take it home with me. I even went so far as to pick it up, but put it down as I realized there was no justifiable reason for me to be carrying around a dead butterfly. Just seemed a shame to leave it on the sidewalk, you know?
Use its power for good and not for...hell...just use its power.
[9-28-00] Exciting things are afoot here at the WOV. While I'm far too tired to post them up tonight, there are new submissions from Mike, Raphael, and Manfretti ready to go up, and I expect one soon from Vomit God. How can you just sit there? Get up and dance around for joy! Better yet, go watch a Radiskulll & Devil Doll cartoon.
I'm signing up to take the same web publishing class as this guy.
[9-20-00] As the days and weeks trudge on, I realize more and more that I am not meant to go to school. I think I better just start playing the lottery, or become adept at a real skill, like pick-pocketing, or pan-handling. Or maybe I'll just change my major to alchemy. I don't know, but something's gotta give.
Anyway, I've been telling some people (those that haven't heard yet) about emulation, and it's awesomeness and such. Basically, you download a little program that runs exactly like your old Nintendo, Atari or just about any other console/arcade/computer system out there. Then, you go and get yourself some ROMS (games), and you'll be playing Bubble Bobble just like it was the fifth grade all over again. This here's a quality site to get some emus and some cool ROMS. It's called Pure Emulation 2000, and they have everything you need to get started...and did I mention it's all 100% free? Yep...they even have Dig Dug...parts one and two.
[9-17-00] If there was one site that said "me" anymore than the one you are viewing, then it would certainly have to be the one I found tonight. I think I've reached the zenith of my internet experience...I mean, how can it get any better than this? Behold...you are one click away from My Virtual Mecca.
[9-16-00] by Mike:
So you say you'd like to hear from the Legendary Mike, huh? Well, I'd be proud to address all the wonderful folks who make the WOV the 1,510,867th best site on the net. lol Anywho, I can only imagine how many people read about my antics in good ol' NC, so, to all you fine people, feel free to send me your comments at: CREEPINGDEATH780@aol.com. Ask me anything you'd like, and I promise to write you back.
Much love to all,
Mike
Sweet. Lemme know what you wanna name your column Mikey, and I'll make it so. I'm finally amassing some content here. It would be nice if the links portion became more of a side show than the main attraction. Keep it coming, kids. That said, here's a link for ya.
[9-14-00] Ah, it has begun! The World Of Vocephus Reader Contribution Extravaganza!! Our first submission has arrived on my desk tonight, from one Raphael The Contradiction. An interesting piece indeed, and I hope they keep a-comin'. Mike, I'm still looking in your direction...I think everyone would would enjoy a regular column by Spring Valley's favorite wayward son. How 'bout it? As for the rest of y'all, be not afraid! This site recieves upwards of three to four hits per day, and growing. Be seen!!
[9-12-00] VOCEPHUS WANTS YOU!!! It has come to light recently (tonight) that some of those who read this website (or those who have at least heard it was "cool") may wish to make some form of contribution to the wonderful WOV. To these individuals, I say, "killer-diller." Whatever anyone would like to add or contribute is more than welcome...providing it doesn't completely suck. And hey, if it does suck, I get to make fun of it, and you'll be humiliated in front of the tens of...tens of people that visit this site. So bring it on, yo! (Hey Mikey, why don't you get in on this too, buddy? You've already got a loyal fanbase!)
[9-8-00] Nuthin' much new...a few new links scattered here and there...fixed a few glaring spelling errors...and I think I'll make a nice conclusion page for the Mike saga. I finally have a pic of him, but the bastard makes sure I get it long after he's returned home. Better late than never, I suppose...but never late is better. Despite the fact that you've all but robbed this website of any form of purpose or real interest it may have ever had, it's good to have ya back buddy.
[9-3-00] Great God, it's been awhile since I've had a minute to update the ol' site. I guess since Mike is back in town, I've sort of lost my purpose for the time being. It's alright, it'll be good to see the lil' scamp again. I really should return his calls...
Well, a lot's been happening lately...new job, school's back in session, and there's nary a free moment to be had for the good ol' WOV. But I imagine once everything falls back into the doldrums of routine, I'll find more time to spend here. Updates around other parts of the site in progress...little surprises I'm sure you'll take the time to explore. Excelsior!
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