100 Reasons why matt will never get laid.

  Ok 10 reasons why matt will never get laid.

  Oh fuck it. Maybe just one reson...

  Nah, It's not worth the effort.

In a futile effort to make the word limit I will repeat the words "Matt Sucks Ass" 30 times.

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THE REVIEW:

Bronson K Volcomstalker: You're right, it's just not worth the effort. AdaM Rudd actually wrote this, but he's credited as Ada cause on the 1997 Maths Competition he actually wrote his name down wrong and his certificate came back with 'Ada Rudd' on it. Spike Firestorm: I've wasted enough of my time reading this garbage. I'm not reviewing it.