This site has been built as advertisement for an upcoming video release (June 5th). The Voort Cow Project, originally begun as a documentary by three high school students, has been edited for your enjoyment. A super-trendy soundtrack has been added so that throughout the screaming and all that frightful nonsense, you will be listening to such musical masterpieces as "I Whupped Batman's Ass" and "Shoop". Bags will be provided in the case of projectile vomit (hey, we don't want to ruin the television screen, do we?), but not just for regular vomit. This film has been rated NC-17 due to the graphic cow anatomy content and explicit "mooing" scenes. It was filmed on location in the small hamlet Gansevoort, New York, with the help of all 5 locals, and has won various awards, including the prestigious "Get the H*ll Out of Our Town Award" , the "Motion Sickness Award" and the coveted "Parodying a Terrible Movie Award".
