Movie Reviews!!

When I saw the job of movie reviewer listed in the UIC Today, I thought it was a wonderful opportunity to keep busy after getting turned down for both UIC Fall shows. So I turned in a sample review and they took me. I will never forget the staff meetings in the apartment that smelled like urine...I will cherish that fucking dog licking every inch of my body and me promptly kicking it...I will always wonder what happened to the head editor and why he ran away with all the paper's money...But anyway, if you ever wondered what Fred Uebele thought of 19 movies released between September, 2003 and February, 2004, now's your chance!

21 Grams - C+

The Missing - C

Monster - A-

The Big Bounce - D+ Never Published!!

Mystic River - B+

The Butterfly Effect - C-

Out of Time - D

Kill Bill: Volume One - B-

School Of Rock - C+

Lost In Translation - A

Shattered Glass- A-

Love Actually - A

Something's Gotta Give - B-

Matchstick Men - A-

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) - D-

The Matrix Revolutions - B-

Veronica Guerin - B+

Miracle - B Never Published!!

Win A Date With Tad Hamilton - B-

Special Movie Reviews - Atypical  Halloween Video Selections!