GGGOM Members
Emma 'The Genius' Metcalfe:
Co-Founder and Senior Member
Emma as her name suggests is a genius (as stated in writing by Katie 'the boy-radar' Walker) and her lifelong dream and ambitoin is to go on ITV gameshow 'Catchphrase'. She also is a part of a religious cult which involves the worship of 'The Great Llama', who aims to spread the message of peace, love and harmony throughout the world. Emma regularly mediates and converses with the great llama and has become very wise and knowledgeable through her devotiont to 'Llamony'. She is world-reknowned for her talent for dancing - especially the Egyptian dance and walking the Llama Llama (often in public places for example along speedbumps)
Matt `Red-haired Weirdo' Turner:
Co-Founder and Senior Member
Matt is a big fan of early morning children's TV show 'The Hoobs' and sometimes on particularly bad hair days even comes to resemble one. His favourite animals are ducks (llamas coming a close second now he is getting over his desire to eat them). Matt works in a local post office and likes nothing better than catching up on all the latest gossip with the elderly ladies who come in to collect their pensions. Some have even said he is secretly (or not so secretly!) an OAP. Perhaps Golden Green life is finally getting to him .... please support our organisation and don't let other innocent Golden Greeners end up like Matt...
Holly is the person who has been living in Golden Green for the shortest time and therefore has not suffered the effects of Golden Green life as badly as say Matt for example who has totally lost his sanity, and Emma who is nearly at that stage. Holly has a dog (or hound as Emma would say) called Grendel who is really groovy and kinda scraggly, who she enjoys walking the Golden Green countryside, especially on wet, muddy, rainy days. Holly is an exception to the other GGGOM members, as she hates llamas SHOCK HORROR!!! This hatred of the majestic beasts has caused some members to be suspicious of her but we can assure you she is not evil, just ignorant. Holly 'Llama-hater' Cattley:
Senior Member
Ah Well observed my friend! There are more than 2 members of GGGOM!!! genius!! There is still quite a bit of work to be done on this page, profiles to write and portraits to paint! Photos to Emma please, if you want your portrait on the site!
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