Dave's
SELF-SERVING WEBSITE
Bethune Journal Articles (in their extended, typo-filled editions, no less):
Wow, I didn't think I'd actually come back to this hellhole in the spleen of the Internet.  But I did, with my newest articles, and some other stuff I'm gonna try out.  And hey, the shitty stuff is gone.  So enjoy, I guess.
                                            dave
                                           1/4/03
Exam Season Is Upon Us (June 2001)
What Could Be Passed Off As A Movie Review And A Rant About The Golden Age Of Breakfast Cereals (But Not Necessarily In That Order) (November 2001)
Catalogue People Look More Fulfilled Than Me (December 2001)
NEW!  NEW!  NEW!
Michael Jackson's New Video Sucks Ass (unpublished!)
NORMY!
Dead Poets And The "Internet" (February 2002)
The Town Center Went Ghetto When Wal-Mart Moved In (May 2002)
<--------- Hey Kids, It's Award Winning!
Guys And Dolls (June 2002)
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing (June 2002)
Avril Lavigne?  More Like Advil-I-Need! (November 2002)
THE MAKING OF A DOCUMENTARY:
              A DOCUMENTARY

The
shooting script, with notes from me!
Die Another Day?  I Wish I Died During The Previews (December 2002)
All content and material (with the expception of GeoCites Clip-Art) are copyright 2001-2002 Dave J. Bennett.  Material may not be used or duplicated without permission.  Enjoy, but if you rip me off, I will hunt you down like the dog you are.
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