KidStuff - Tickle My Funnybone!

Tickle Your Funnybone!

Q:	What's got a trunk, lots of keys and four legs?
A:	A piano up a tree
Q:	What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A:	I-don't-think-he-saurus
Q:	What goes ho-ho-woosh, ho-ho-woosh?
A:	Santa Clause caught in a revolving door
Q:	What does a dentist call his x-rays?
A:	Tooth pics
Q:	What is small, cuddly, and bright purple?
A:	A koala bear holding it's breath
Q:	What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
A:	She had mittens
Q:	Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A:	Because she always ran away from the ball
Q:	What two things can you never have for breakfast?
A:	Lunch and dinner

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