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Q:

What part of a fish weighs the most?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A:

The scales

Q:

Why did the crab get arrested?

A:

Because he was always pinching things

Q:

What do whales eat?

A:

Fish and ships

Q:

what did the banana do after the monkey chased it?

A:

The banana split

Q:

What has a head, a foot, and four legs, but never moves?

A:

A bed

Q:

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:

Because he wanted cold hard cash

Q:

What's grey and squirts jam at you?

A:

A mouse eating a doughnut

Q:

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A:

You can't tuna fish

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