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Q: |
What part of a fish weighs
the most? |
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A:
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The scales |
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Q: |
Why did the crab get
arrested? |
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A:
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Because he was always pinching things |
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Q: |
What do whales eat? |
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A:
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Fish and ships |
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Q: |
what did the banana do
after the monkey chased it? |
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A:
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The banana split |
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Q: |
What has a head, a foot,
and four legs, but never moves? |
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A:
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A bed |
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Q: |
Why did the man put his
money in the freezer? |
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A:
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Because he wanted cold hard
cash |
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Q: |
What's grey and squirts jam
at you? |
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A:
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A mouse eating a doughnut |
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Q: |
What's the difference
between a fish and a piano? |
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A:
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You can't tuna fish |