1. Opening Theme - “No love injection” lyric - If I must explain this, please do not continue reading the list.
2. Jareth’s pants (that one’s for you Berry) - ‘nough said.
3. “Go back to your room, play with your toys...” - Oh yes Sarah, the ones in the shoe box beneath your bed, play with those toys and let me watch.
4. “...and your costumes.” - Not the french maid again! How about the nurse’s outfit.
5. Jareth is constantly playing with his balls.
6. Jareth asks Sarah if she “wants it.” - If she doesn’t could I have it?
7. Jareth puts his “snake” across her neck, in my day we called that a pearl necklace.
8. Hoggle’s “pee” scene near the opener - How many guys sigh like that when their only peeing?
9. Sarah tells Toby she’s “coming”.
10. The guards at the doors to the castle/certain death are heartily engaged in 69, follow the hands and feet until it makes sense.
11. The Helping (themselves to a quick feel) Hands.
12. Chains on the walls of the oubliette? Wonder what those are for?
13. Jareth is constantly observing her in his little crystals - voyeur!
14. Sarah asks Hoggle to take her “as far as he can” and then she’ll “do it on her own.” Obviously she’s afraid, everything about him is “in proportion.” Good thing she’s got those toys from item 3.
15. Hoggle on his knees in front of Jareth in the tunnel - you know what I mean.
16. When Jareth speeds up time he’s using two fingers in a smooth sweeping motion. Bet you look at that scene a whole new way from now on.
17. Sarah and Hoggle discuss his “position” while on the ladder.
18. Sarah rips off Hoggle’s Jewels.
19. The door knocker moans and moans at how good it felt when Sarah “got his thing out.”
20. There’s a pair of knockers.
21. Ludo puts the knocker’s “thing” in his mouth.
22. Got your eyes has he? And how do you suppose that happened. Oh Robert, I think you best ask Karen for a paternity test.
23. Hoggle tells Sarah he’s “coming.”
24. Jareth had to be looking for Hoggle’s jewels if he noticed them missing.
25. Jareth instructs Hoggle to “come”.
26. Jareth gives Hoggle a little poke.
27. Two words, Riding...Crop. Ah yes, your majesty!
28. Jareth tells Hoggle to “give it to her.”
29. The fireies are completely obsessed with head.
30. The fireies offer to show Sarah a good time at no charge and then encourage her to strut her stuff and wiggle her middle.
31. The fireies are happy to tell you what to do when your “thing gets wild.” Wonder if both heads come off? They could be onto something there.
32. Queebing vagina replicas in the Bog of Eternal Stench.
33. Sarah tells Hoggle not to pretend to be so “hard”.
34. Ludo sits on Hoggle’s face.
35. Didymus mounts Ambrosious.
36. “So much trouble over such a little thing.” If it’s little explain the problem with your tights.
37. Jareth blows on his balls.
38. The entire atmosphere of the masquerade.
39. The old snake in the box trick
40. Lay your love between the stars will you. What two stars might they be then, Jennifer and Iman?
41. Didymus asks Ambrosious “To come in the open.”
42. Pussy and cock run wild in the streets of the Goblin City.
43. All the little Hoggle statues appear to be touching themselves.
44. “Just as I can be so cruel,” a little S&M Jareth darling?
45. “Love without a heart beat,” Necrophilia, no you’ve gone entirely too far!
46. The feather outfit. Somebody wants to hear Sarah go, “ooh that tickles!”
47. He offers her her dreams, which kind of dreams might those be your majesty, I’m sure that crop of yours isn’t for riding ponies.
48. All those things in her bed, couldn’t make it to the ending credits without the bestiality plug could we? She *needs* them all - greedy little sex kitten.
49. The Jareth doll on her desk comes with it’s own little bulge - ah, I see she shelled out the extra $15 for the anatomically correct model.