Sarah to her father and step mother: I can’t do anything right, can I?
Deleted Response: No, you’re a twit.
Sarah to Toby: I hate you.
Deleted Response: Yeah, well you’re not my first choice either sweetheart.
Sarah to Toby: I’ll say the words.
Deleted Response: Go ahead bitch and see what I leave for you in my pampers later.
Sarah to Toby: Why aren’t you crying?
Deleted Response: Because I just figured out my teddy bear has nipples.
Sarah to Jareth: You’re him aren’t you. You’re the Goblin King?
Deleted Response: No dumb ass. I’m David Bowie.
Sarah to Jareth: Is that the castle beyond the Goblin City?
Deleted Response: No it’s the castle 3 blocks down from the 7-11.
Sarah to Hoggle: Which way would you go?
Deleted Response: Actually I’d kind of zig zag left and right, then maybe stand in one place and hop around a bit.
Sarah to Worm: You’re a worm aren’t you?
Deleted Response: No I’m a lion. *roar* Of course I’m a worm.
Sarah to Hoggle: Is that all it does is smell?
Deleted Response: No it also removes rust.
Sarah to Ludo: Are you hurt? (After dropping him on his head.)
Deleted Response: No I just can’t use any words consisting of more than two syllables anymore, thank you very much.