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All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from World of Warcraft...

Always look for people with big yellow exclamaition points over their heads.

You can always just walk through the person in front of you.

Stay on the roads unless you're looking for a fight.

You have to sit down to eat and drink.

Humanoid beasts always have money on them.

Bank tellers can talk to everyone at the same time.

You can sell anything except soulbound items to the store.

You have anything repaired at a weapons or armor store.

You can keep just about anything as a pet.

Running through people's farms is okay.

You can walk into anyone's house.

There are a lot of empty buildings in cities you can just walk into.

It doesn't cost anything to stay at an inn.

Auctioneer's can deal with everyone at the same time.

Running around in just your underwear is perfectly acceptable.

Dancing on mailboxes for money is acceptable too.

You can keep rediculously large items in any size bag.

Animals also might have rediculously large items inside them.

Not all boars have livers...

Your map won't show where anything is until you explore the area.

You can fly anywhere at any time as long as you have the "flightpath".

You can run around in the desert for hours without dying.

You can also run around in the coldest places without much clothes and you won't freeze to death.

If you need money, dance on a mailbox.

You can walk on lava.

All mines are little hills that stick out, are easy to get to, and all you need is a little mining pick to mine them.

There is no waiting period to buy any weapon.


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