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| I am glad my Mum eventually stopped buying my pants for me but I do wish my tea was still sorted at the end of the day. These days it's nobody's job. Men and women come home from work and have to face this final question, "what can we have for tea tonight?" closely followed by "you can stick beans-on-toast up your arse...alright, oven chips it is." This site is for those who ask their colleagues the next day "So, what did you have for tea last night?" and get answers like "Oh I don't have tea, I'm on the Buggerall Diet" or "Sod off, can't you see I'm busy!". So do it here - SHARE YOUR TEA. |
| Pikey food for hungry street urchins. Is the cost of food cutting into your Beer & Fags Benefit? Can't afford scampi? Just cut fish fingers into squares! This and more daytime telly advice. |
| Who's in the Cat's Arse today? Friends, relatives or even you can appear as the dot in the exlamation mark that is the arse of a cat! |
| Marvel at the spectacle that is THE BOUNCY ROOM. Updated on an "every-so-often" basis. |
| Send suggestions of crap recipies or subjects for the mysterious and curiously pointless BOUNCY ROOM. Or you can just send personal abuse. |
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| Rob Leaney Copyright 2004 |
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| Don't wait for the same old plots to be rolled out in the next spin-off. Get them here in 60 seconds. See unknown-extra-in-red-uniform-gets-killed-pointlessly, "on Earth we call this love" and half man/ half cornish pasty aliens. |
| Adventures of a 10 year old lump of blue tack coming soon. Having eked out the same peice for more than a decade, I never realised that this stuff is actually quite cheap to buy. |
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| Keeley's dog > |
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| This many people popped in, got confused and left |
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| Discovered any long forgotten meals going cute and furry lately? Send me the pictures and I'll display them here in all their appetising glory. Don't forget that they have been unloved for soooo long...why not give them a nice name like Toby or Susan. |
| Yes! This is new. Look at this. |