The Adventures of Bash and Barfboy!
Introducing the Legends...
Here at Flat Thirteen we have a resident known as 'Chinky' or 'Barf Boy'. 'Chinky' coz hes Chinese (one of them slitty eye places neway) and 'Barf Boy', well, coz for some unknown reason he barfs every single mornin in his room and we can all hear it. 'urgh' ur probably thinkin - you should try livin with it.
Another 'member' of Flat Thirteen is one of the Ali G style ghetto members known simply as 'Bash'. He was the influence for this website address as he can often be heard saying to Fretters "what's home saying?" to which Fretters can only reply "err...yeah". Bash doesn't actually live at Flat Thirteen, in fact he doesn't appear to live anywhere although he does spend most of his time at the world famous One Three.
This section of our site is dedicated to these two heroes as we are set to follow them on their adventures and look out for numerous tributes.

Watch this space....
Quite a cool space aint it?
CHINKY'S PROFILE
Full Name: Chinky Barf Boy
Birthday: 27th of Whocares
Height: Short and stumpy
Weight: Tubby
Hair Color: With or without the barf in it?
Favorite Food: Smelly stuff that reeks the house out
BASH'S PROFILE
Full Name: Bash Patel (possibly)
Birthday: When he wants
Height: Dunno, he's always sitting down
Weight: Err...these are crap characteristics...how the fuck should i know??
Hair Colour: Also covered in barf (he hangs around wi Chinky)
Favourite Phrase: "What's home saying man?"
A song about Barf Boy
The remake of Avril Lavene's Skater Boy