| .................................................................................................. so you want the story?! alright...part one: the pond of destruction the way i see it things started out about two years ago for the robots. i think the original title for this band was the "mad sex pirate." this was a funk outfit that featured cristo de roboto on bass, alex on guitar, johnny 5 on the drums, nick ah-loe did something, and suzanne made sandwiches for everyone. soon, chris got the idea to change the name to when good robots go bad, based on a funny title, but it actually is a cool metaphor, if yr into that kinda shit. anyway, at their "practice" they would just sit around and play 007 on n64 and listen to kid rock. needless to say, that sucked, and alex got drafted into the controlled, and was never seen nor heard of ever again, thankfully. things began to change when they decided to become a real band, and john and chris were the only ones who really wanted to do that. they decided play the harshest hardcore known to man, and to destroy everything in their paths. the sounds of thrash were abundant as the robots added a young gal by the name of megotron on second bass and bristles. she was punk as fuck and didn't take no guff no way no how no nothin from the likes of a fat guy and a crazy thrash kid. a crazy thrash kid with a vision. a VISION OF MUTILATION!!!! .................................................................................................. continue down this crooked path... ................................................................................................. |
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