Welcome, fellow cyberjunkies!! I, Whiprush, welcome you to my
Page O' Fun!!
After all, everybody from Springfield to MegaTokyo's signing on, so why don't you join the insanity? Operators are standing by!
For all of you wondering just who the hell I am, just click this to find some info about my lovely personage. I have a resume for all you prospective employers out there, and I really hope you read it!
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If you guys are really bored, you can check out my new fanfic, Crossed Paths (in progress)!
For you sports nuts out there, check out the new BEAR HAIR home page!
Or for you MI grunts out there, check out my ID Page!
What every corporate stooge from Preston Vogel to Brian J. Mason hopes to emulate.
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This page was last packaged and vacuum-sealed on October 27, 1998.