Chapter 4

(With Kayla and Kevin who just arrived outside her parent’s house. They see that there are no cars in the driveway and go inside anyway) Kayla: Thank GOD they aren’t home. Kevin: You’re going to have to tell her sooner or later. Kayla: I don’t understand why we have to tell her at all. Kevin: Because she’s your MOTHER. No matter how much she doesn’t like you right now…if she misses your wedding she will never forgive herself or you. Kayla: I can live with that. Kevin: KAYLA! Kayla: Look Kev, you saw how she treats me. I don’t know why my dad couldn’t tell her. I don’t think she’ll even come to the wedding. Kevin: You have to tell her and that’s FINAL! Kayla: Poopie head! Well then…make yourself comfortable. See these are the lovely couches I was telling you about. Aren’t they lovely? Kevin: Charming. (Sits down on the couch) Uh oh. Kayla: What? Kevin: I think I’m stuck. Kayla: (sniffs) Welcome home! (Just then a car pulls up in the driveway) OH NO! (Runs upstairs into her old bedroom and hides) Kevin: Kayla…(goes upstairs and Kayla closes the door in his face) Kayla! Jimmy: (opens the door and walks up the stairs towards his room) Hey. (Walks in his room and closes the door. Then opens it again) Who are you? Kayla: (from her room) HEY JIMMY! Jimmy: Kayla? Is that you? Kayla: (opens her door and runs over to Jimmy) JIMMY! (Hugs him) Oh sorry. Kevin this is my brother Jimmy. Jimmy this is my fiancé Kevin. Jimmy: (shakes hands with Kevin) Nice to meet you. Wait…fiancé? Kayla: That’s right. I’m getting married! Jimmy: It’s about time. Kayla: What? Jimmy: Just kidding. Congrats. (Looks at Kevin) Have I seen you from somewhere before? Kayla: (nervous) No no you haven’t. Jimmy: Yeah I have. (Thinks) Oh I know. Her wall! Kevin: Her wall? (Looks at Kayla) I’m on your wall? Kayla: No. It’s a…figure of speech. Jimmy: No…you’re really on her wall. Go look. Kevin: (walks towards Kayla’s room) Kayla: (grabs onto his legs to slow him down…it doesn’t work) NOOOOOOOO! Kevin: (walks in her room and looks at her Wall O’ Men) Oh my god! Kayla: Shit. pronounced Sheet…if you haven’t seen the south park movie…it doesn’t make sense Kevin: (laughing) So THIS is the wall o men huh? Kayla: (hiding her head) No. (Front door opens and in walks Carol) Carol: Jimmy I’m home. Kayla: Shit.