Chapter 2

(At the bachelor party, which is being held at a rented pool hall) Nick:  Well AJ, it’s your final night to get wild and freaky. AJ:  Oh no it isn’t…but it is the last night of me being a single man. Brian:  I can’t believe you’re the first one of us to get married…that was my job. AJ:  (puts his hand on Brian’s shoulder) It’s gonna be ok man.  Honest. Brian:  Ok. Howie:  (looking at Kevin) What’s up with you man?  You seem down. Kevin:  (sighs) It’s nothing. The guys: LIAR! Kevin:  You know me too well. AJ:  Listen man, don’t worry about whatever you’re worrying about…kick back and paaaaaaaaaarty.  DAMN IT! Brian: (laughing) We have now entered AJ’s “damn it” phase of the night…and we aren’t even drunk yet. Howie:  Come on guys…let’s play each other in a pool tournament. Before the live entertainment gets here anyway. Nick:  Now you’re thinking Howie. (At the bachelorette party, which is being held at a rented firehouse) Liz:  I can’t believe we are having a party in a firehouse. Elena:  Hush you…(turns on “Waiting for Tonight”) Kayla: (from the upper level) Look out below!!!  (Slides down the pole) Sandra:  Oh geez. Kayla:  Hello Mr. pole…I’ll be dancing with you later.  (wink wink) Alexa:  How much of these wine coolers have you had? Kayla:  Who? Me? None. Liz:  Yea right. Kayla:  No…no really…I’ve had stuff from these little bottles…(holds up the bottles) but no wine coolers. Sandra:  Kayla… Kayla:  Yes Sandra, Sandra…(walks over to Sandra) have I ever told you that I loved you? Sandra:  No. Kayla:  Well, I do…you’re a good friend…(puts her arm around Sandra) you’d tell me if you broke up with your boyfriend…right? Sandra:  Ummmm… Elena:  HEY…(gets up and falls over) you…weren’t anywhere near me young lady…don’t be giving me crap. Kayla:  Oh yea…(walks over towards Elena) youz was staying in my house. Alexa:  Ok…no more lil bottles for you two. Elena and Kayla: PARTY POOPER! (Both go to dance with the pole)