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:. Uses of the word F*ck!

Thanks www.iglooworm.tk ^.^ i found this quite amusing...I also think its based loosely off of THIS video. Extremely funny. Go watch it now. Then come back and finish reading this. off with you!!

Uses of the word "Fuck"

If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't fucking read all of this fucking page and then say it annoys you.

FUCK is an international word. It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck OFF".

It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you never read "Fuck off he hinted".

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (Jane was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Jane doesn't give a fuck). Or an adverb (Jane is fucking interested in John) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).

As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings - "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud - "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay - "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble - "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression - "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust - "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion - "What the fuck....?"
Difficulty - "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair - "Fucked again."
Incompetence - "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure - "What the fuck is going on."
Lost - "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief - "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation - "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Pain - "Fuck! That hurt!!"
Pleasure - "Ooooooh Fuuuuuuuck"
Love - "Do ya fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship - "Let's fuck now!!"
Surprise - "Fucking hell what was that?"
Hate - "You Fuck!"
Disappointment - "That's not fucking fair"
A poker hand - "A royal fuck"
Denial - "I didn't fucking do it"
Perplexity - "I know fucking all about it"
Apathy - "Who gives a fuck"
Resignation - "Oh fuck it"
Suspicion - "Who the fuck are you"
Panic - "Let's get the fuck out of here"
Directions - "Fuck off"
Maternal - "Motherfucker"
Incestual - "Motherfucker"
Ambiguity - "I'm not so fucking sure"

And let's not forget the words of these famous people:

General Custer - "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"
Mayor of Hiroshima - "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic - "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo - "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling??"
Einstein - "Any fucker could understand that"
Sean Penn - "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon - "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell - "The fucking throttle is stuck"
Anne Boleyn - "Heads are going to fucking roll"
Richard Nixon - "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda - "I thought I could fucking smell petrol"
Mark Thatcher - "What fucking map...."
Picasso - "It does fucking look like her"
Christopher Columbus - "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson - "It's a fucking skin condition"
Pythagorus - "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Joan of Arc - "I don't suppose it will fucking rain"
Miss Marple - "I haven't got a fucking clue"
Noah - "Scattered showers, my fucking arse"

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