EGGERT QUERKS
Witty phrases found unreasonably funny by Eggert's MW 1PM aural theory class
And when I 6/4 goes to vi it is deceiving... therefore we call it a decptive cadence. This cadence Romanticizes me.

ii 4/6/8... this is possible... very well...

I love Russians!

Complexly.... is that a word?

So you can clue with your left hand... I mean CUE. Clue would work though. Here's a clue for the clarinets. This is the tempo... here's your clue!

Now you sing while I make funny gestures with my hand.

I'm gonna sneeze............. oh, no I'm not.

"Almost Inevitably"

It looks like 'I' in so many ways, oh wait!! That's cause it is 'I'

In most cases, non-harmonic notes will happen either on or off the beat... (Where else would they occur?) Well, I guess in all cases then...
                      Thanx Erica!! :)

-(sight singing) Fa... Mi... Re..... SHIT!
-(Eggert) Hmmm... I don't see that in the music.
-(Nick) We didn't learn that syllable yet. Is it a chromatic?
-(Stu) It's many of the chromatic syllables!
-(Nate) It adds color... it's a color tone.

It's a canon.... without the explosions.

Something more FA-ish

"Tonal Wetland"

Pretzel? PRESTO.... it was a slip of the tongue... I must be hungry.

If you would like to conduct, that would make me happy in my heart.
         Thanx Mary Anne:)

She's a trans.... trans... COMMUTER! Yes, that's the word I'm looking for! No, a trans... siberian railway worker, no...

m2=y.n. (yucky noise)

It doesn't even sound like a C-major chord. It sounds like a percussion accident.
             Thanx Karyn!! :)

Wow, that was a really scarey moment... for all of us.
            Thanx Mary Ellen :)

It is now settled and solid and happy.

Spelling counts on your syllables. "Dough" ... this is NOT right.

-Do... mi... re... mi... do.
-Well that was different...
              Thanx Jay :)
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