The seventh doesn't have to go anywhere. You can just let it sit there and go have a cocktail.
Thanx Mary Ellen!!

The delicious key of d-minor... scarey key for Mozart. Beward d-minor!
Thanx Mary Ellen!!

If you're still having problems, spend a few hours with MacDude!
Thanx Mary Ellen! :)

diminished: (with wide eyes) scarey, dilusional!

This was from the little scorebook of Anna Magdalena who went to many baseball games for Bach.

When Eggert plays excerpts they become "Egg"cerpts.

If you're sick with a fever of 128 degrees, don't come to class. You'll be dead.

Usually when you see that, it's saying, "I am the root. I am the 5th." They do that don't they? Speak to you...

Eggert: Con moto... with lots of e-motion now...
John: Oh you'll get that!

Vif et gai, make sure it's both.

Have you ever been to Finland? No? Well do your best anyway.

I love singing rounds in Annville.

Eggert dictionary: Unitified (unite-i-fied)

We've worked with this chord and... boy is it getting dark out there.

What's THIS one, here! (the mM chord when identifying chords with an enemy)

*Lights go out*--- Don't be worried (suspicious grin)

The first note is an anicrusis.
Jeremy: God bless you!
Eggert breaks into hysterical laughter.
  Thanx Jen!!!!

It's better than IV... it's "new and improved" IV!

Nick: Let's not appreciate the song... let's ANALYZE it!
Eggert: Analyzing is another form of appreciation. If you like a person and you want to appreciate them better... you get where I'm going here.
Nick: Analyzing a person can get you in jail!

Another Kinsey story followed by: Ok, well, that's great!

Egget: V9 we'd call that a major...
Kevin: (mumbled) pain in the ass...
Eggert: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

ii7 + IV7 = VI 14

Eggert: Borrower... why is that so hard to say? Borrower... borr... bor... borrower...
Nick: Maybe you should lay off the sauce before class.
Eggert: What? I always have a "three-martini lunch" before class!

DAY OF RICHARD ROGERS
It sounds very "un-one-like"

IV with 'those little angel wings going up'

Hear how it got.... *sigh* (slumps over) it got minor.

Nick: Damn you Rogers!!!

Kinsey: But it's Gershwin.
Eggert: Yes, thank you. We already established that. (exaggerated expression on face)
   *hysterical laughter*

EGGERT... HE KEEPS ON GOING
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