by B.K. Willis

PG-13

The Doctor has a guilt-free rant at Tegan.

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Livid, the Doctor screamed directly into Tegan's face. "I swear, I could smack the crap out of you sometimes! You never listen to a word I say! It just goes in one ear and out the other! I try my best to keep you out of harm's way, but oh, no! You always know best, don't you? But when you get in trouble, who has to come pull your ass out of the fire?! Me! The one you're always browbeating and bitching at! That's who!"

"Finished?" she asked mildly.

"Yes." He sighed deeply. "Thank you, Kamelion. I feel better now."