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| Our Fans Are Hardcore |
| These are some of our fans that
come to every show they can get to. They are usually hanging around bugging us during
practices and are always whining about getting on the web page. So quit yer bitchin, now
you all have your very own tribute page here. Seriously, thanks for the support,
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| Jesse Bishop |
 | This is Jesse, Josh's twin brother.
He goes to school in Winona but comes back all the time to check out how sweet we are. He is
real cool but will soon get his ass beat for all the big head jokes.
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| Sir Doh-ness |
 | Doh, our "pro-bono" manager,
lives here in town and gets us cheap pizza. He has helped out in getting shows and making
CD's. He is actually plotting to take over my spot as drummer by selling me to the Taiwanese
government, and he thinks I haven't figured it out yet. I'm on to you, you sneaky son of a
bitch...
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| Brian Jensen |
This stud is Jensen, I think his first name is Brian but I don't know 'cause these guys
always go by their last names. He is good to have around because he is a mad chick magnet
and also he gives me rides to the cities like, every time I need one. He's also in this
Halfpenny tribute band called "Three Quarters of a Nickel," I don't know but I think he plays
Guitar. He sounds like Matt when he sings freestyle over the phone.
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| Laura Day |
 | Laura is now our Sales Manager, because
at the Minneapolis show she got like $100 in donations and sold a whole bunch
of CD's too. No one understands why it is so hard to say no to this girl, it
is a complete mystery.
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| Matt Dobbs |
 | Matt's such a sweet bitch, I don't know where
to begin. He once saved a bus full of starving kids from Zumbrota when the
busdriver had a heart attack and he stopped it from driving off a cliff into
a river of lava with alligators in it using only mind bullets. He also plays
a mean guitar.
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| The Boys from Midtown |
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| Here are some pics of Matt and Josh hanging out with the Boys from Midtown after a show
of theirs up in the cities. They came on the bus and started showing Josh gang signs, so now
we can represent. |
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| We Love High School Girls |
 | These are the senior girls of Triton
High School, 2002. They've all got our backs, 100%.
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