Bored? Step in here to find something to do...Like CONQUER THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh goody! Mail! I looove swimming in mail. What? Oh. Don't mind the papercuts...
Ahhh, so....This is NO normal duck we're talking about!
Wuxtry! Wuxtry! Read all about it! Ugly Duck updates page!!!
News on what's...uhhh...new.
THE UGLY DUCK'S PAGE!
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Who is The Ugly Duck?
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Who IS the Ugly Duck?
Isn't it OBVIOUS? He's BORED!
What? You wanna talk to HIM?
The Ugly Duck exhibit.... Open for a limited time only!!!
I can't believe someone as weird as this can do something worth looking at!