Wanted? Yeah right!
Ah, so...This is NO normal duck we are talking about!
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'Round and 'round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows!
Well, if you're here, then that must mean that you're interested in knowing who I am... No? Oh...
Well, you ARE here, so why don't you take a peek anyways... Take a look at the freak in the freakshow or something... Who knows, you may get a laugh or two?

If worse comes to worse, the only price you'll have to pay is your SANITY!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Horribly mutated? Or psychoemotionally retarded? Next on Sally Jessie Raphael!!!
All information presented here is courtesy of EMODE!
WHO DA DUCK?!?
FREUD DUCK = FRIED DUCK?
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TUG-OF-WAR
Here's a chart of my basic personality traits!
Some of the things I do or like for no apparent reasons are listed here!
Here's a graphic chart of my basic personality traits!
Some of the things I do or like for no apparent reasons are listed here...
Ya gots ta know yer prey if ye wants ta be a... uhhhh... preyer?