Welcome to the Page of Chi. This is where you can find all(well what is remembered after the laughter) of the things that Chi says, does, or thinks(because she thinks out loud a lot).
Allow me to tell you a bit about chi. Her hair is black but we here at Insanity have a theory that her mother just dies The Chi's hair everynight so that her blonde roots don't show. It's just a theory but, we've almost proved it. She's a little klutzy and because of this she has a huge whole in her pants... she'll deny it though. Despite her actions, The Chi gets very good grades... we shame her.
I will do my best to inform you everyday of the things she does... so keep in touch but no touching allowed!! It's a little freakifying.
It's A Race!!
That's right people!! You heard it here first!! The Chi is running for Vice President of Homeless People this year and this is no joke!! The Chi has gone as far as sleeping outside for a weekend to prove how serious she is. Who's her runningmate you ask? Well uno momento my friend....
CRAZY MAY!!! I mean... May! This race is looking tough! Stay tuned to find out what happens next!! To print her campaign poster click here and don't forget to vote!!!!
Chi Is Real!!!
Well I told you that you would all find out exactly who and what The Chi is... because I'm sure you all really wan to know. With the help of Googlism we are able to do this. So... we begin;
> Chi is the Limit
> combat effective
> real
> **currently accepting donation of old jeans for use
> always good for some laughs
> not evil
> the best
> neither a religion nor is it new age hocus
> primarily practiced for health reasons today
> a highly enjoyable way to be relaxed and healthy
> for me
> on the move
> good for my health
> able to fund numerous scholarships through the alpha rho chi foundation
> the energy that ciculates within the body
** = The Chi's personal favorite
Honor and The Chi
As I was scrummaging through some Insnanity files, I cam across a conversation from many months ago between The Chi and Bee. Try to Keep in mind that this was during an Honors Banquet, of which we were both involved.
The Chi is in Red and Bee is in Blue (I randomly chose them... or did I?).
Something needs to catch on fire and make things interesting! Me! (x.x)
or my Moon Monkey!
Yes... moon monkey...
I will explain later... or let them tell you themselves!!!
Are they scary?
To the point of no return and back again!!
eep!
(then she drew a little bowling ball with hair that said me... not sure what that was about.)
My Moon Monkey has been to the moon... hmm... maybe that's why he calls himself a moon monkey. But he's also been to the point of no return and back... why doesn't he call himself To The Point Of No Return and Back Monkey?
Because he likes the moon monkey name, MONEY!
(I think she meant monkey but she tends to think out loud... no... I still don't know where she got money from...)
This is where that conversation ends, I don't know why. It may be because we were called on, or maybe beacause we were laughing so hard that people were looking at us funny. This fact is still hard to figure out. What's the real reason? We may never know.
Next time with The Chi
The Race Continues <-- We'll see just how much further The Chi is willing to go for your vote!
