WiggleBoner69
The Life and Times of Zachary J. Pike
"If you're boner doesn't wiggle than you're not a man"
- John Wayne
Sorry about the unattractive girls, but man do I look awesome
***Note*** Objects in the picture may appear smaller than they do in real life.  Unfortunately, the girls only get uglier in real life.
Possibly my greatest picture and/or day ever
Due to the unbelievable popularity of my other two websites, with such notable guests as Mikey's parents, I have decided to start an entire page devoted soley to me and how great I am.  This will allow my other two pages, I Need Money and the Alex Van Pelt fan page to be dedicated soley to there respective causes.  This page will have the extremely entertaining and popular highlights of my day, my ideas and thoughts on a wide range of topics and everything you wanted to know about the greatest dog ever, wiggle puppy. 
Biographical Info
Highlights of my day (updated 3/14)
My idea's, theories and thoughts
Wiggle Puppy
AVP Fan Page
Best Fraternity Ever
Live Journal