My Biography
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	Quick Info DOB:  July 10, 1979 (in Rochester, NY) Current Home:  In Queens Occupation:  Student at St. John's School of Law Height:  5'10'' (and a half) Weight:  Somewhere in the 180 range Marital Status:  Single Favorite Team:  The Buffalo Bills Favorite Athlete Now:  AVP Favoratie Athlete All-Time:  Jim Kelly Favorite Color:  Blue Favorite Food:  Fried Chicken or Prime Rib Favorite Beer:  Molson Canadian, Labatt Blue, Any Genesee product or Keystone Ice Favorite Pet:  Wiggle Puppy Family:  Dad - Greg, Mom - Monica, Brothers        Nate and Nicky SAT Score - 730 Math, 720 Verbal LSAT - 163
		My story all begins one summer day during a heat wave in the summer of 1979.  Even before I was born I was a pain in the ass because I forced my mom to have a c-section because I was going to come out feet first.  So before I had even taken my first breath I started my life long pursuit of breaking stuff, in this case my mom.  My early years were rather uneventful other than I had a ton of ear infections and did not learn to speak properly.  I went to speach therapy in grade school but my inability to talk can still be seen today, most notably when I'm drinking.  I moved several times around the Greater Rochester Area before finally settling down in the house my dad grew up in in Irondequoit.  From there I spent my days being a highly intelligent kid who could also become highly unmotivated.  I did manage to get a whole year of college taken care of in high school through AP credits but had essentially no extra curricular activites but working.  The highlight of those four years was glueing a strap on dildo to the nose of the wooden indian statue in Irondequoit High School's courtyard. But I really came into my own in college at the State University of New York at Geneseo.  Why in the world do we have an educational system set up where parents yell at their kids for years not to do drugs, drink or have unprotected sex, but as soon as they turn 18 and reach physcial maturity we throw them into an enviroment with no supervision and just a shitload of free time?  I don't think its the smartest move for a productive society but its definately the most fun move.  During my freshman year of college and somewhat my first semester sophomore year I was written up for drinking or being drunk 6 times.  This got me deferred suspension, a personel relationship with the Dean (whose a dick) and 35 hours of community service spent doing such productive things as cleaning up the campus garage, washing police cars, shredding police documents and picking up books in the library.  At one point I was really going to drop out if I had gotten anymore community service.  I mean, what the hell it obviously wasn't deterring me and it was such a bitch to make an awesome schedule with no morning classes to have it ruined to wake up early to go wash some fake cop's car.  So what did I do to combat all these problems?  I pledged a fraternity which only taught me how to chug more beer and got me into bars with a really horrible fake ID.  But I never got written up again so it must have worked. Currently I'm attending St. John's School of Law in the hopes that I never become a lawyer.  Law school sucks, the kids are such weiners who just cannot grasp the concept that if we're completely graded on a curve, than we can set the bar wherever we want and it can be a low bar.  I went to St. Johns because one I wanted to go to school in either New York or Boston, two they gave me a half tuiton scholarship and three I got denied from all my Tier 1 schools who were also the same schools who wanted my college disciplinary record and a letter from the Dean explaining it.  Thanks Dean Sancillio.  Now, I've lost my scholarship and live in the gritty and sucky burrough of Queens.  I'd rather live in Spanish Harlem.  Furthermore, St. John's is an anal school with attendence policies and mandatory shit that just conflicts with everything I stand for.  We don't even have a freakin spring break for christ's sakes.  So at this point I'm just trudging through law school in the hopes that I luck out and get an awesome job or at least one that pays alot of money, or pays enough to cover my loans. Note:  I am going to be visiting the University at Buffalo School of Law for my final year of law school.  I got back to western NY one year early