There's a guy who loves candy, a guy who loves money and a gay guy. They all die and are sent to heaven.
St. Peter says that they may return to earth under one condition...they don't take anything that they like. So, as the trio are walking through a park, the guy who loves candy sees a shiny piece of candy on the ground. He picks it up and POOF! He disappears.
The guy who loves money and the gay guy are left.
The guy who loves money spots a dollar bill lying on the grass.
He bends over to pick it up and POOF!! POOF!! They BOTH disappear. |
