| My Nana, (Gran), turned 80 this year! She has become bitter with age, and convinced that she is going to die! She makes my Mam's life a living hell, and so I made a birthday card for everyone else in the family, (except her), to see. Below is the verse from the card... |
| 80 TODAY MAM! |
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| YOU'RE CALLED THE WITCH BUT YOU CAN BE A BITCH WE'RE SICK OF HEARING ALL YOUR SHIT AND ALL ABOUT HOW YOU'VE GOT NO SPIT WE'D LIKE TO SAY YOU'VE A PLACE IN OUR HEART BUT ALL WE CAN THINK OF IS WHEN YOU BURP AND FART AND WHEN YOU HACK AND COUGH WE WANT TO TELL YOU TO JUST FUCK OFF NOW WATCH HOW YOU GO, YOU JUST MIGHT FALL BUT KNOWING OUR LUCK, YOU'LL BURY US ALL!! HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY ANYWAY |
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