At the end of July 2001r I broke my pelvis and had to endure a stay in hospital.. To say I didn't like it would be an understatement.  They didn't feed me enough, they bossed me around, wanted to charge me for it and then make me stay through nearly two months of it.  I left after 13 days and am still getting better...but here are my thoughts on my stay.
TWO WEEKS IN A DURHAM HOSPITAL
MY LIFE'S TURNED BAD, I'M DOWN ON MY LUCK
IF THE TRUTH WAS KNOWN, I'M NOW SICK AS FUCK
"YOU'RE IN THE BEST PLACE!", EVERYONE'S SAID
WELL THEY SHOULD TRY JUST LYING IN BED

IT'S BEEN TWELVE DAYS NOW, I'M GOING INSANE
MY HIP DOESN'T HURT, THERE'S NO FUCKING PAIN
MY PATIENCE IS GONE - SOME ONE I COULD THROTTLE
I'M FUCKING PIG SICK OF PISSING IN A BOTTLE

IT'S ALSO RED HOT, MY BED IS A PIT
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW I TAKE A SHIT
A JAB IN THE STOMACH EACH DINNER TIME STINGS
IT'S CERTAINLY NOT ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

THREE FIFTY A DAY JUST TO WATCH TELLY
IS THAT GOOD VALUE? - NOT ON YOUR NELLY
I KNOW I'M A TWIST AND A BIT OF A MOAN
BUT IT'S 10p A MINUTE JUST FOR THE PHONE

THE FOOD ISN'T BAD BUT THE PORTIONS ARE SMALL
TWO BLOODY BITES, AND YOU'RE LEFT WITH FUCK ALL
IF YOU THINK STAYING FOR WEEKS THEN YOU'RE THICK
AND THAT DAMN MR SHAW CAN JUST SUCK MY DICK

TWO TO SIX WEEKS! - WELL I WON'T FUCKING STAY
THE FIRST CHANCE i GET, I'LL BE ON MY WAY
AND WHEN I GET OUT I WON'T WALK OR ROAM
I'LL JUST TAKE IT EASY  -  GETTING BETTER AT HOME



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