At the end of July 2001 I broke my pelvis and had to endure a stay in hospital.. To say I didn't like it would be an understatement.  They didn't feed me enough, they bossed me around, wanted to charge me for it and then make me stay through nearly two months of it.  I left after 13 days and am still getting better...but here are my thoughts on my stay.
TWO WEEKS IN A DURHAM HOSPITAL 3
DAY THIRTEEN IS HERE...HOUR TWO NINETY FOUR
AND I'VE JUST ASKED TO SEE THAT DAMN MR SHAW
BUT HE'LL ONLY SEE ME, IF HE FEELS FIT
HE FUCKING WELL BETTER  -  THE IGNORANT GIT

MY FIRST POINT OF CONTACT IS HOUSE DOCTOR JO
WHEN SHE GETS HERE, I'LL ASK HER TO GO
BUT THEN SHE'LL TELL ME IT ISN'T HER SHOUT
SO I'LL ASK FOR SOMEONE WITH SOME FUCKING CLOUT

THEN IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, MYSELF I'LL DISCHARGE
AND IF THEY TRY TO STOP ME  -  PAST THEM I'LL BARGE
FOR IT'S BEEN SO LONG  -  I'M SICK AS A CHIP
IF I STAY ONE MORE DAY  -  I'M GOING TO FLIP

I TRIED TO BE GOOD  -  NO REALLY!  -  I DID
BUT THE LAST THIRTEEN DAYS HAVE COST EIGHTY QUID
NOW THEY WANT ME TO STAY FOR SIX WEEKS LONGER
I REALLY DON'T THINK I'VE GOT THAT MUCH WONGA

NO-ONE HAS LISTENED TO ONE WORD I'VE SAID
THEY'VE JUST LEFT ME LYING, HERE IN BED
IT'S REALLY NO GOOD  -  IT'S RIGHT OFF THE MAP
THE LAST THIRTEEN DAYS HAVE BEEN FUCKING CRAP

TEN TO ELEVEN  -  HOUR TWO NINETY FIVE
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DAYS I FEEL ALIVE
SEE THEY AREN'T AWARE, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING I'M KNOWING
BEFORE TODAY'S OUT, I'M FUCKING WELL GOING!!




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