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| IF A BRA IS AN UPPER TOPPER TITTY FLOPPER STOPPER AND A JOCK STRAP IS A LOWER DECKER PECKER CHECKER AND A ROLL OF TOILET TISSUE IS A SUPER DUPER POOPER SCOOPER. WHAT DO YOU CALL A JAPANESE JAZZ DRUMMER BOY WHOSE FATHER HAS DIARRHEA? A SLAP HAPPY JAPPY WITH A CRAP HAPPY PAPPY!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOT TOO LONG AGO A SCIENTIST TRIED TO CLONE HIMSELF. HOWEVER, HIS CLONE WAS VERY OBNOXIOUS AND LEWD, WHILE THE SCIENTIST WAS WELL RECEIVED AND RESPECTED. FINALLY FED UP WITH HIS EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG, HE THREW HIS CLONE OFF THE ROOF OF HIS LABORATORY, KILLING THE CLONE INSTANTLY. HE WAS ARRESTED BY THE LOCAL POLICE FOR. ....MAKING AN OBSCENE CLONE FALL!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHY CAN'T MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE REACHES 69, SHE GETS A FROG IN HER THROAT! WHY DO FEMALE SKYDIVERS WEAR JOCKSTRAPS? SO THEY DON'T WHISTLE ON THE WAY DOWN! WHY IS BEING IN THE MILITARY LIKE A BLOWJOB? THE CLOSER YOU GET TO DISCHARGE, THE BETTER YOU FEEL! WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE, TRUE LOVE, AND SHOWING OFF? SPITTING, SWALLOWING AND GARGLING! HOW DO YOU PISS OFF WINNIE THE POOH? STICK TWP FINGERS IN HIS HONEY!! WHAT ARE THE FIRST TWO THINGS THAT A BLONDE DOES IN THE MORNING? INTRODUCES HERSELF, AND THEN GOES HOME!! HOW DO YOU CIRCUMCISE A REDNECK? KICK HIS SISTER IN THE JAW! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A BLONDE WOMEN CAME SCREAMING INTO THE LOCAL POLICE STATION SHOUTING, "i'VE BEEN GRAPED! I'VE BEEN GRAPED1" THE POLICEMAN ON DUTY STARED AND SAID, "DON'T YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN RAPED?" "NO," SHE SAID, "THERE WAS A BUNCH OF THEM!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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