Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars? BECAUSE THEY CAN GET BOMBED AT HOME!
What is the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!
What's funnier than nailing Bin Laden to a tree? FEEDING HIS LIFELESS CORPSE INTO A MEAT GRINDER!!
What do Bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common? THEY BOTH LOOK OUT OF THEIR CAVES AND SEE RUBBLE!!
What do you call Osama bin laden buried up to his neck in sand? NOT ENOUGH FUCKING SAND!!
Please feel free to apply any of the above to that odious piece of shit known as Saddam!!
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