How do you keep a blonde at home?
BUILD A CIRCULAR DRIVEWAY!
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pilled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, It's your air freshener!!"
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
BECAUSE THE BOX SAID 'FROM 2-4 YEARS' |
