A blonde rancher was having trouble telling two horses apart. When telling her neighbour of the problem he suggested cropping the tail off one of them.
This idea worked great until the other horse got it's tail caught on a fence, and they both had no tail. The neighbour then suggested that she nick the ear of one of them. This too worked well until the other horse caught it's ear on a fence and nicked it's ear also. On telling the neighbour, he suggested that she measure the horses. And sure enough the white horse was two inches taller than the black horse. |
