George Bush & Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush & Powell?"
The barman says, "Yep! That's them!"
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War III"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman!"
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman????"
Bush turns to Powell and whispers, "See, I told you no-one would give a fuck about the Afghans!!" |
