| WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN!! |
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| A CAT ALWAYS COMES IN SOBER AFTER BEING OUT ALL NIGHT WHEN A CAT GOES TO THE TOILET SHE TRIES NOT TO LEAVE A TRACE YOU CAN PUT A BELL AROUND A CATS NECK SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE SHE IS IF YOU STROKE A CAT SHE WON'T LEAP ON YOU FOR SEX YOU DON'T MIND THAT MUCH IF A CAT BRINGS A BIRD HOME EVERY NIGHT WHEN A CAT COMES IN AT MIDNIGHT IT DOESN'T WAKE YOU BY SMASHING INTO EVERY ITEM OF FURNITURE CATS NEVER PRETEND THEY KNOW HOW TO FIX THE VIDEO CATS DON'T CARE WHAT SIZE YOUR TITS ARE CATS STILL LOVE YOU...EVEN WHEN YOUR PERM GOES WRONG CATS LOVE RUBBING UP TO YOUR LEGS, HOWEVER MUCH CELLULITE YOU HAVE CATS CAN BE NEUTERED IF THEY STRAY IF A CAT JUMPS ON YOUR LAP, A LITTLE LIGHT PETTING WILL SATISFY HIM IT'S OKAY IF A CAT RUBS UP AGAINST YOUR BEST FRIEND IF YOU ASK ENOUGH TIMES A CAT MAY ACTUALLY LISTEN TO YOU YOU NEVER HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR CAT'S MOTHER BETTER CHANCE OF TRAINING A CAT CATS ARE CUTE A CAT IS NEVER LATE FOR DINNER CATS LOVE TO SEE YOU COME HOME FROM SHOPPING WITH LOTS OF BAGS!! YOU'LL NEVER GET A CALL FROM YOUR CAT'S EX-WIFE A CAT WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN CATS TREAT YOUR MOM WITH RESPECT CATS DON'T WORRY ABOUT HAIR LOSS |
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| BEING A HOUSEHOLD WITH A CAT, WHEN I FOUND THE FOLLOWING ON AREA 51 WEBSITE, I HAD TO BORROW THEM. IF YOU OWN A CAT, (OR ARE OWNED BY A CAT),AND ARE FEMALE...YOU'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE COMING FROM!! |
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