IF WOMEN HAD DICKS!!
A recent survey asked women, "WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS?"

They responded....

"I would walk around and prod my husband all night long with it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it!"

"I would write my name in the snow"

"I would go into my bosses office and lay it on his desk and say :"WHERE'S MY RAISE??""

"I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him and tell HIM to roll over and try something new"

"I would want a big one and show it off to everyone"

"I would love it, and squeeze it, and play with it all day."

"I would stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all around."

"I would hold my old man down and slap him in the face with it."

"Check out my boyfriends gag reflexes."


SO LADIES...PURELY IN THE INTEREST OF MY CURIOSITY..WHAT WOULD YOU DO??  CLICK THE E-MAIL BUTTON ABOVE AND LET ME KNOW!!  I'LL POST THE BEST ONES!!

Monica Sulik is the only person to respond to date with this submission....

If I had a penis, I would enter a male restroom and proceed to intentionally miss the urinal.

What are you trying to say Monica??  That our aim isn't so good??



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