1) Garbage bags DO NOT make good parachutes.
2) A 3 year old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
3) If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run them over with roller blades, they can ignite.
4) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor IS NOT strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a large room.
5) When using the ceiling fan as a baseball bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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